“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)
that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
What the fuck lmao
Rise & shine
"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."
My dad doesn’t think so, and I’m having a hard time explaining to him why school is stressful, so once this reaches a decent amount of notes I’ll show him how many people agree with me.
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN