what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:
- unfollow them
@effandsteph: About fucking time the internet gave us a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba chasing a duck.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this
My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.
His face was priceless.